Hey CoFL: buy THIS instead!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/16/2019 at 21:39 • Filed to: I'd buy that for a dollar!, houses

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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 21:42

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This is my dream home now.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 11/16/2019 at 21:45

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It’s up there, but I still prefer this one:

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Mukilteo/1209-8th-Dr-98275/home/2467788

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 21:48

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O.o

that bigly door must be for unimogs

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 21:56

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Hell yeah

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:01

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Needs a good driveway, but I’m sold.

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:03

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No lift? Burn it down 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:09

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Would a block of land with four 40 foot hicube shipping containers and another four 20 foot containers stacked on top be considered a budget alternative? 

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:10

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Shouldn’t there be like a driveway?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > facw 11/16/2019 at 22:15

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Looks like the entrance was graveled at some point, but the did not stretch the budget.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:25

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thats a lot of money. Guess im just biased with the market here in Michigan

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:27

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What really hurts the most is the reasonable price

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 11/16/2019 at 22:36

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And it's on Whidbey Island, which I long for. And it's so cheap*, you don't even need a decent job to get by!

SiennaMan > facw 11/16/2019 at 22:39

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No, if there's a proper driveway makes it look out of place when you have 2+ projects parked "in the yard"..

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:39

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Yes, that one would also be good!

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:41

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It’s the perfect house once the kids leave the house, win the lottery. 

atfsgeoff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:41

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This house is friggin perfect

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 22:51

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This is pretty ideal, although I am not in love with the islands.

Now that I am about to start searching for “opportunities”, I will be looking out of the area, maybe I can end up something like this.  Hell, I’d be happy for a tandem garage with a motorcycle nook.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 23:21

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Great, now I have to move to Washington. Hopefully Boeing is hiring.

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2019 at 23:24

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Beef up the beams and lose the posts in the garage and it’s perfect.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 11/16/2019 at 23:32

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This is about the cheapest you'll get here...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 11/17/2019 at 00:10

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You would not want to know my offer today then

ranwhenparked > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 11/17/2019 at 00:13

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That’s almost double what I paid for a bigger house last year. But, I only have a 1 car garage, and you’d have to agree to  live in this mediocre state to get those prices.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > fintail 11/17/2019 at 00:17

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Are you job hunting?

fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/17/2019 at 00:56

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Slowly, yeah. I’ve effectively hit the end of my career path, few openings for transfer at my employer, and I deal with some leadership I’ll just say I wouldn’t be sad if I never saw them again (it’s bad mojo to wish ill on people, but is it bad to say if ill took place, I wouldn’t cry?) . I’m also a bit burnt out. It’s time to move on.

LastFirstMI is my name > For Sweden 11/17/2019 at 01:15

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If you are a lobbyist or work in PR, that’s their specialty. I think they also sometimes build things that fly. Or build things that sometimes fly. 

Jessica McAndrew > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/17/2019 at 02:11

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I need two of these side by side connected by a skybridge.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LastFirstMI is my name 11/17/2019 at 11:56

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Build things that always fly, once , if only briefly.

LastFirstMI is my name > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/17/2019 at 13:06

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Which will fly next, Starliner or 737 MAX? At least they’re getting paid while not flying Starliner ;)

Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/17/2019 at 13:42

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I love it, but man that price tho. This is what $375k gets you around these parts.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/17/2019 at 19:29

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I share your longing. Maaaaaybe someday

RooseveltDad > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/18/2019 at 01:39

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There’s this:  http://garyrpeterson.withwre.com/listing/102001447

i86hotdogs > RooseveltDad 11/18/2019 at 11:53

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Definitely haunted.

RPM esq. > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 11/19/2019 at 13:28

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The house across the street from this is on the water and easily worth $2 million, if that helps put this in perspective.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/19/2019 at 13:31

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This would be sincerely tempting for a second home if I could remotely imagine affording such a thing.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > RPM esq. 11/19/2019 at 17:11

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Haha yea that helps a bit